JOAN COLLINS has sensationally slammed some of the outfits worn at this year's Oscars (25MAR01).

The still-gorgeous 67-year-old slated celebrity style in a column for the magazine THE SPECTATOR on Oscar fashion.

DYNASTY star Joan said that BJORK's swan outfit "wouldn't have looked out of place perched on a Skegness landlady's spare loo roll".

And of CHOCOLAT (2000) star JULIETTE BINOCHE Joan quipped, "(She) was being strangled by a surfeit of faux-pearl necklaces, cascading down her chest to her thighs, and hideous TOULOUSE-LAUTREC laced-up boots."

However, her opinion of PAMELA ANDERSON's ensemble was by far the rudest. "Revealing all the taste and refinement of a hooker on holiday," Joan wrote, "she chose to buck the system in denim miniskirt and teeny-weeny white shirt which struggled bravely to contain her pneumatically false assets. She brought trailer-trash fashion right into the 21st century." (AW/WNTMA/PDD)

Source: WENN