We should have seen it coming when the "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" and "Dawn of the Dead" remakes turned out to be fairly novel and entertaining: The latecoming deluge of the also-rans; the rushed into production, beholden to nothing aside from store-bought name recognition, amazingly limp an unoriginal remake parade. It was with the tempered enthusiasm of a cynical horror geek that I gladly lined up for remakes of "House of Wax" and "The Amityville Horror" -- and left those screenings bitter, annoyed, and jonesing for the original versions. And now comes "The Fog," which is just about as bad as a movie can be and (somehow) still earn a wide theatrical release.
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